So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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