You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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