Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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