wat bout pragnant strippers??
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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