All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Two words: blizzard sex
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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