My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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