Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
NoShamevember. You game?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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