yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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