hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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