Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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