That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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