I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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