Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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