So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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