Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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