i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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