I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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