so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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