Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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