we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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