i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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