Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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