oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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