it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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