At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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