AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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