if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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