Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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