what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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