Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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