I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
