I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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