you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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