Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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