Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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