butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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