i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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