She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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