ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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