: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Life is so much better after having sex.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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