just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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