it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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