we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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