I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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