Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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