I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
