handjob tips. give me some.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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