He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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