Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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