He passed out mid-signature
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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