I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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