She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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