Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
with your own penis?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
