rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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