you guys were way drunker than both of me
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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