Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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