his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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