I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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