Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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